“I lay on my back one night and looked down at my feet, and I prayed to God. I said, ‘God, will you please let me have boobs so big that I can’t see my feet when I’m lying down?’ I had no clue they would fall into my armpits eventually.”–Katy Perry admits to the February issue of GQ that while her wish came true around age 11, giant lady bits aren’t all they’re cracked up to be once gravity takes its toll.
But outside of fervent prayers, KP insists that her bod is the result of luck–not a team of Beverly Hills surgeons:
“I’ve never had plastic surgery,” she insisted. “Not a nose, not a chin, not a cheek, not a tit. So my messages of self-empowerment are truly coming from an au natural product.”
If only we could say the same about her songs–if you’ve ever heard her sing live you know what I mean.
Would you kill to have a bod like Katy Cat or do you not really believe her story about her assets being God-given?