Just when I was getting used to Kelly Osbourne’s lavender locks (four years later), she springs another huge change on me. Kelly, who semi-ironically is on Fashion Police, asymmetrically shaved her purple hair for a dramatic new ‘do. Well, I suppose that she didn’t actually shave it herself, but the end result wouldn’t count that out as a possibility.
While I’ve been tres
impressed at Kelly’s makeover, this new “style” just baffles me. In her defense, apparently it was semi-accidental. My spies tell me that Kelly’s stylist mixed the wrong hair dyes, resulting in KO losing entire sections of her hair! What? Do you know how many heads would role if any member of my glam squad made
a mistake like that? Instead, Kelly cooly and calmly reacted by getting a bob with shaved sides, and then updated to this current
Kelly told People
Style Watch the following
: “I told [the hairdresser] that I kind of wanted to look like, ‘Alien chic meets mental patient that’s just had electroshock therapy. You know when people have hair burned off at the sides?’ And he was looking at me like I was insane, but he was like, ‘All right, we’ll try it.’”
Well, mission accomplished. Snaps to making the best out of a bad situation, but get to growing those shaved sections out before red carpet season comes around again.
What do you think, minions? Is this a brave style choice by Kelly Osbourne, or the exact mental patient-esque fashion disaster that she requested?