Khloe Kardashian may have been the one turning “dirty 30″ (her words, not mine…though I don’t disagree with them), but it was her younger sibs stirring up gossip at Khloe’s big birthday. Both Kylie and Kendall were caught throwing back booze during Khloe’s yacht party, or at the very least drinking non-alcoholic beverages out of stemware clearly made for Dom Perignon. To be honest, I’m not sure if which decorum faux pas is worse.
The whole Kardashian Krew was along for Khloe’s big night, except for little bro (and former mooching roommate), Rob. Even under the watchful eye of their momager, Kris Jenner, the two were snapped sipping from champagne and wine glasses during the yacht party.
Kylie, doll, not even that horrendous camo print jacket-dress can disguise your bad behavior. At the very least wear something cute. And Kendall, champagne is for backstage at runway shows…ideally when you’re 21 or in a country with a lower drinking age.
Darlings, because yachting in New York is far less classy than, say, in Cannes, I couldn’t be bothered to make an appearance. I did send some of my minions along, however, to indulge and check out how Kardashians do boats. Much like how they handle life on dry land, it’s with a bunch of selfies, bad fashion choices and PDA.
Happy birthday, KoKo. Sorry your sisters totally stole your spotlight.