Usually my Hot Messes are reserved for awful outfits and unflattering hair. But today darlings, I have no choice but to declare Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom’s entire marriage a horribly hot mess.
In the wake of the numerous cheating rumors not to mention his non-existent NBA career, Lam-Lam reportedly vanished and went on a crack binge (?!?) but Lamar’s agent insists that Khloe ”knows exactly where he is.” But that doesn’t necessarily mean Lamar is someplace good, now does it?
However, some of my spies aren’t painting the same rosy glow. I hear that Khloe has been hiding her marriage woes from her family for years, which is almost impressive given how nosy her momager and siblings can be.
Whatever is going on with KK and Lam-Lam, it can’t be good. Should Khlo cut her losses now before she ends up with a druggie for a hubby? Or does vowing to stand by your man in sickness and in health include the occasional crack binge too?