Khloe and Kim Kardashian turned up to the NBC Upfronts showing off their breasts, asses–oops sorry, I meant to write best assets, silly me–and while the sisters seemed oh-so-cozy, you know that they were both just dying to be crowned the best dressed. Let’s pick apart their looks, shall we?
Sorry Kimmy, I know you’re the blushing bride (third time’s a charm!) (JK it won’t last) but I must declare that your little sister Khloe to be the belle of this ball. I really like Khloe’s asymmetrical dress that shows just enough skin to be flattering and sexy yet still classy, a word I’m sure never before applied to a Kardashian. I also like her ombre hair and fresh makeup. Kim looks fine in her black dress, but as a rule, center slits make wide hips look bigger. And also, I just don’t like Kim Kardashian, so there.
Which reality star do you think ruled the red carpet? Newly single Khloe or soon-to-be Mrs. West?