Sometimes, a truly hot mess has nothing to do with what unfortunate pantsuit/clogs/jorts you’ve pulled out of your closet, but a general state of being. Today, sadly, our little Kim Kardashian just may earn my not-so-coveted award of Hot Mess of the Year thanks to her decision to file to for divorce from husband of 72 days, Kris Humphries, citing “irreconcilable differences” and asking courts to deny her unemployed soon-to-be-ex any spousal supports. After splashing out $10 million on her uber-recent wedding, could this be just a publicity stunt for Kimmy–considering her mom’s book comes out tomorrow–or did she finally get tired of craning her neck to stare at her gawky groom? Give me your thoughts on K & K’s split!

UPDATE: A little bird told me that KK’s wild wedding was “nothing more than a hoax” and that Kris was “selected for her, amongst others. She wasn’t really into him but she hoped she would be able to develop some feelings, but it never happened.” I also hear that Kim gagged at the though of having to snuggle up to Krissy…would you?

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