From the moment we heard Kim Kardashian was pregnant, we all knew the day would come when she triumphantly revealed her post-baby bikini body on the cover of some magazine, crowing about how “hard work” and “lots of veggies and protein” were the reason she’s now back in her skinny jeans. Not, you know, “surgery” and “photoshop.”
Sadly minions, that day is here and it’s just as annoying as you thought it would be.
Kim K graces the latest issue of Us Weekly, with the promise of revealing how she got back in shape after the birth of North West, the person.
The mag throws around irritating buzzwords like “fat shaming” and “cyberbullying” to describe what Kim “endured” during her pregnancy and boasts that the reality star is showing all the “haters” with her fab new figure.
But let’s look a bit more closely at this pic, shall we darlings? Firstly, I don’t think Kim could inhale any harder–I’m getting winded just looking at her holding her breath. Secondly, knowing what we know about KK’s penchant for nips, tucks and Photoshop tricks, do you think this is truly what Kimmy’s body looks like ATM? If you look at the cover in person, you can see how blurry her face and stomach are. Us Weekly, if you’re going to retouch the hell out of Kim, please spend more than five minutes doing so. And thirdly: Kim, that hair. Just no.
What’s your take on KK’s bare-all magazine cover? Do you think that now that she’s a mom, she should tone down the skin, or is she right to flaunt what her hard work–and maybe a team of doctors–gave her?