Tonight New York Fashion Week officially kicks off, but already celebs are flooding into my fair city with trunks full of their finest couture. Everyone, that is, except Kim Kardashian. Last night I attended the Brian Atwood party at the Four Seasons and was horrified at Kimmy’s unflattering dress.

Mid-calf is a length that should be avoided at all costs, darlings, especially when you’re as curvy as KK happens to be and especially especially if the skirt is slim. The tea-length could have possibly maybe perhaps worked had the skirt been poufy, but as is, Kim is already the flop of NYFW.

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