Do you hear that sound, darlings? It’s the cacophony of socialites clearing out their Hampton’s beach houses and shuttering the doors forever. Why? One word: Kardashians.Yes darlings, E! has announced that America’s
least favorite family are taking over the Hamptons, the summer destination for Manhattan’s elite.
Kourtney & Khloe Take The Hamptons will begin filming this summer in the wealthy Long Island enclave, which boasts million dollar homes, polo matches and the season’s hottest parties.
But all of that is in the past now that Kourt and Khlo are setting up camp and opening up a branch of their DASH store franchise. One of the best things about the Hamptys is getting away from the circus of the city, but with those two in town–and the hoard of paparazzi, cameramen and stylists they’ll bring with them–how is anyone supposed to enjoy their vacation?
Even worse, the girls will no doubt feel entitled to crash out parties since Scott Disick is originally from the Hamps. Maybe he can help steer them towards good manners?
Ugh…maybe not. Summer = ruined. Couldn’t they film in the Jersey Shore instead? So much more their style.
So where should I decamp to instead, darlings? St. Barths? Palm Beach? Newport? Tell me where you’d spend the season if you had unlimited funds and a private jet! And will you be tuning into KKTTH in spite of your better judgement?