Now I don’t know about you darlings, but I don’t usually prance around the cinema with my hands all over my platonic pals, do you? I didn’t think so.
But that’s not what bothers me–if they want to keep their romance on the DL, fine by me. I am instead perturbed by their date night attire. WTF are you two wearing? Kylie, with a slew of sisters to borrow clothes from, why are you dressed like an off-duty Shoney’s waitress? And Jaden? It’s called facial moisturizer. Try it some time.
But, at least he’s dressed as a human and not Iron Man. Baby steps, right darlings?