By now you should learn to expect anything but normalcy from attention-hungry Lady Gaga, and her tour rider–the list of things she demands to have backstage for any concert or appearance–is no exception.
Her must-haves apparently include:
- Lavender towels
- 6 containers Activia yogurt
- Bran flakes
- White leather couches
- White roses
She also insists that the room be decorated in glam rock fashion, with walls draped in “black and silver satins,” and old posters of her favorite glam rock artists (“Bowie, Queen, Elton, Billy Joel, Billy [sic] Holiday”) plastered on the walls.
But by far the most interesting tidbit was demand for a “Mannequin with puffy pink pubic hair.”
Le ugh, darlings. Bran, Bowie and blow-up dolls? Remind me to RSVP with regrets to anything LG ever invites me to…XOXO.