WTF Alert: Lindsay Lohan Blames an NFL Player For Stealing Her Fur Coat!

You can read that headline as many times as you want, minions, but it’s still not going to make much sense. Honestly, would you expect anything less from our favorite trainwreck, Lindsay Lohan? Of course not.

Lindsay Lohan


A little bird told me that on Wednesday night, Linds snuck into 1Oak in NYC (a tres fun hotspot that LiLo had been banned from last year after throwing glasses at her ex assistant) and partied with Seattle Seahawks wide receiver Sidney Rice. Why anyone would want her near them, I’ll never know, but that’s beside the point.

Apparently come Thursday morning, her father was calling the club — the same one where she shamelessly walked out with a model’s mink coat in 2008 — accusing someone at her table of stealing part of a two-piece $75,000 fur coat that LiLo had worn. Lindsay said she had contacted everyone who had been sitting at her table–except for Rice–and naturally assumed that a 6-foot-4-inch 200-pound black man who makes $8.5 million would want a woman’s coat that probably reeked of cigarettes and would give you herpes if you even stood too close to it.

sidney rice


But–le shock–a source tells me that not only did Sidney not steal the coat, but it never even existed in the first place!

“There was no fur coat. Lindsay arrived in a leather jacket with a separate long fur shawl. Lindsay’s friend was holding her shawl,” said the tattler. “At one point, he held the shawl over the table and it caught fire by the candle. When Lindsay left she put on the leather jacket and the shawl. Club surveillance shows she walked out wearing the same coat she arrived in. She never said anything about any ‘missing’ coat.”

Ugh, Lindsay. What kind of stunt are you trying to pull? Was she seriously trying to dupe poor Sid into buying her a coat?? Or was this just a drug delusion run amok? Tell me what you think Lindsay was after, darlings…XOXO.


  1. Asma Said:

    She’s just on drugs!

  2. Jef Said:

    The usual =D

  3. Avi Said:

    LiLo is forever blaming the “black kid”. Hell, she’ll blame a black person across the street who has never even met her before if she can. Girl is a racist mess. No wonder her and Paris were such great friends. Oh, and the blow. They both love blow.

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