Lindsay Lohan’s Latest Drama: A Miscarriage and a Married Man!

Another day, another ridiculous series of claims from Lindsay Lohan. Despite her long (long) list of sexual partners that recently hit the Internet, LiLo hasn’t been linked with any gentleman recently. Or has she? During an interview with KODE magazine (I’ve never heard of it either) Lindsay apparently let it slip that she had a salacious new paramour.

“Oh this guy I’m seeing sent me a jet because he wants to see me…but he’s married with kids,” quipped the spiraling starlet. This I do not believe. No matter how unhappy a marriage is, it must be better than a romance with Lindsay Lohan, n’est ce pas? The reporter also reveals that Linds conducted the entire interview while sipping a glass of vodka on the rocks. This I very much do believe.

Lindsay Lohan


But that’s not all the LiLo dramz that’s unfolding this week. Lindsay also claims that the real reason she was MIA for two weeks of filming for her OWN documentary was because she had a miscarriage.

“No one knows this, I had a miscarriage for those two weeks that I took off. It’s a very long story,” she claims. “I couldn’t move, I was sick.”

Now darlings, I know that some of you may think that Lindsay is lying. But who would make up such a sad, woeful tale? What do you think? And who can you picture as her mysterious beau?

Lindsay Lohan



  1. ana Said:

    ah there it is. the “n’est ce pas” makes a comeback. when are you going to drop “may-jah” next? seriously, work on your vocabulary. you sound like a social climber.

  2. Lindsay Lohan Said:

    *kissing the married guy, now getting on bed, taking off shirt… PLEASE STAND BY

    Does your wife know?

  3. Mysterious Boyfriend Said:

    No. I told her I was going to my mother’s house. *kisses Lindsay*

  4. Lindsay Lohan Said:

    You don’t have a mom. *smiles*

  5. Mysterious Boyfriend Said:

    *smiles back* Exactly. *smirks*

  6. Nicole Said:

    LiLo is always full of surprises :/


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