Remember a few months ago when I told you about Lindsay Lohan’s then-fling, a model named Morgan who said that despite being 18 and LiLo being 27, she was too immature for him? Well it seems that Lindsay felt like perhaps an 18-year-old was just far too geriatric for her…so she set her sights on Jude Law’s 17-year-old son, Rafferty.
Witnesses during London Fashion week’s DKNY show, where Raf strutted down the runway, saw Lindsay make a beeline for him after the presentation…only to get seriously shot down. Ha and ha, darlings!
“Rafferty wanted nothing to do with her,” tattled a spy-witness. “Lindsay tried and tried to meet him or get his number, but Raf completely ignored her. He thought she was super creepy, since she’s 10 years older.”
Yuck. I’m sure he could smell her before she got within 10 feet of him. Oh and one more thing–Lindsay also slept with his dad. Yes, back in 2007, LiLo bedded Jude Law during a fling in London. (?!?!?)
While it’s very tempting to switch brothers when you’ve realized you picked the less hot one, you cannot do this with dads and sons. And believe me when I say, I think just about every bad behavior can be justified (except for wearing polyester or having a visible panty line, obvs). But this is just about as close to rock bottom as you can get, Linds, especially considering that most teenage boys would die to have an older girl take an interest in them. And can we please note that Raf looks like he’s about 11 years old? Triple the creep factor.
If you were Raf, how would you have reacted to LiLo’s advances? And are there any father-son duos who make you seriously wonder who is hotter?