Last time I checked, chipmunks and squirrels are supposed to store things in their cheeks–not actresses. But, that hasn’t stopped Lindsay Lohan from turning up at the Today show for an interview looking like she’s maxed out her last credit card on cheek implants, fillers and Botox. Her bizarrely frozen and puffy face barely moves throughout the chat, but she does manage to gurgle out a stream of lies about how she never parties anymore, despite this and this and of course this pathetic evidence to the contrary.
Take a peek at this vid (if you can stand it) and tell me WTF you think LiLo has done to her once super cute face? Also, who’s going to watch Lindz host SNL on Saturday?