Lorde has never exactly wowed me with her fashion choices–and that’s putting it kindly. In fact, she usually looks like she wandered off the set of The Craft sequel, drowning her figure in black, velvet, or combinations thereof. But I had hoped that last night’s MuchMusic awards in Canada would finally see little Lorde redeem her previously bad fashion choices.
I am not exaggerating when I say this is the worst outfit I’ve seen all year, possibly ever. An oversized, dog-doo brown polyester suit. PAIRED WITH WHITE ORTHOPEDIC SHOES. Oh and let’s not forget that Designing Women hat, darlings, nor her woefully unflattering signature raisin-colored lipstick (one’s teeth need to be spotlessly white to pull off a dark color) which I am so beyond over.
I truly cannot say one good thing–or even one polite thing–about this outfit. I know Lorde is working on some new music and I sincerely hope this isn’t a preview of her second-album style. I just don’t think my poor nerves could take it.
What’s your thought on Lorde’s look? The most terrible thing you’ve seen in 2014? Or can she pull off just about anything?