Ugh, old people, am I right, minions? I’m not sure what happens, but as soon as people turn 30 they become unbearable, clogging up your Facebook feed with baby (ew) pictures, ranting about some political cause, and just being lame in general. But Madonna, the ultimate Embarrassing Mom, has taken this to a whole new level. The other day she posted an Instagram pic of her 13-year-old son, Rocco (who will be quite the dashing gent one day) with the hashtag #disni**a. Seriously.
Firstly, Madge is 55 years old. Do humans even live that long? Yuck. Secondly, it doesn’t matter how old you are, that’s an offensive and tacky thing to do especially with Martin Luther King, Jr. day upon us, don’t you think?
Apparently a few of these thoughts breezed through Madonna’s mostly vacant brain, because moments later the pic was removed…but oh darlings, the story just gets better. In response to critics who (rightly) said that her caption was tres inapprops, she posted the following gem:
“Ok, let me start this again. #get off my d–k haters!”
I’m making myself dizzy trying to sort out all the things wrong with that. The moral of this story, darlings? No matter how embarrassing your parents are, at least they aren’t Madonna…XOXO.