Old People News: Madonna Joins Instagram

Answering the question that nobody asked, Madonna has jumped on the Instagram bandwagon and is now posting awkward, cringe-worthy “sexy” pictures sure to drive her poor children to early graves. Need a visual aid? Don’t say I didn’t warn you…

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Good thing she’s immortalizing her saggy 50-year-old fanny on the Internet. Phew! Or this gem, of her post workout or perhaps something…more sinister:

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And of course her very first photo: a soul-eating demon slurping down a martini. That is the look she was going for, right?

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Terrifying, loves. Are you going to follow this aging popstar or does she belong in a different generation–one that shouldn’t have iPhones…ever?

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