Because of course she did, darlings. Why wouldn’t a woman pushing 60 want to show off her wobbly wrinkly bits to the entire world, on fashion’s biggest night, no less! Madonna posted a pic on Instagram that left little to the imagination…or dignity:
“What i wanted to wear to Met Ball but Anna [Wintour] said Not this year! So I’m gonna work on music instead? #artforfreedom” the 55-year-old captioned the pic.
Art for freedom? WTF is she even talking about at this point. While I want to assume that Madge was kidding about hoping she could wear a roll of toilet paper to the Met Gala, given her past antics and relentless need for attention, I fear that she may have been half serious. And that frightens me.
Do you think that Madonna would seriously show up topless to the Gala? Or was this just her way of inserting herself into the soiree without actually having to attend?