It would be less offensive if Madonna, who is–55 years old–wore an actual barbecue grill rather than a Lil Jon-esque blinged-out mouth grill.
For one, this look hasn’t been cool since 2005 and even then, it was questionable. Two, she is 55 years old. Madge, you have a daughter who is almost ready to go off to college. Stop trying to recapture your youth–which lasted way longer than most people’s did anyway–and just settle into old age and irrelevance.
If I were Lourdes, I’d sign up for boarding school ASAP. Preferably somewhere with an airport too small to accommodate Madonna’s private jet. You know you love me…XOXO.