First, it was the grill. Then it was calling her son “Dis ni**a” on Instagram. Then it was defending that comment with the charming “Get off my dick, haters.” Now, Madonna has a new “thing which she thinks is edgy but is actually totally played out and just weird”: not shaving.
America is one of the few countries on the entire planet where women routinely keep their underarms fuzz-free. But if you live in the geriatric world of 55-year-old pop star Madonna, you falsely assume that if you stop shaving for a week, it’s completely shocking.
The pathetically lame mom of three (four? Whatever) posted this oh-so-edgy photo on Instagram with the nonsensical caption: Long hair…… Don’t Care!!!!!! #artforfreedom #rebelheart #revolutionoflove
My my, looks like someone just learned about hashtagging, n’est ce pas? What are those tags even supposed to mean? How does her ditching her weekly wax equate to a “revolution”? Ugh. Old people. So uncool and so terribly unaware of it.
But you know what, minions? I just took a closer look at this pic (gross) and am I the only one who thinks that this incredibly edgy artistic statement revolution freedom rebel body hair looks a little…faux? Could Madge have photoshopped some fur on herself? There’s just something about this pic that seems strange. And considering that it’s already strange enough for a middle-aged woman to post photos in a bondage bra, that’s saying something.
What’s your take on Madge’s latest look? Just as lame and eye-roll inducing as her grill, or that time she called her own son “this ni**a”?