I don’t watch Dancing With the Stars because, you know, I don’t care. BUT I am an avid follower of hottie hoofers Maksim and Val Chmerkovskiy, brothers in fancy footwork and apparently, super sexy bodies.
I spied them in Las Vegas promoting body wash or something equally embarrassing–though not as embarrassing as their shoes–but at least their torsos are nothing to be ashamed of, n’est ce pas?
Is it getting hot in here, darlings? I can feel my temperature rising three degrees with each second I spend gawking at these brothers. Could these boys be the hottest men on TV? Maybe I should start tuning in to DWTS, minions… what do you think?