Despite Miley Cyrus’ insistence that she and fiance Liam Hemsworth are doing a-okay, I’ve heard otherwise, darling. My source over at Star magazine let it slip that Miley isn’t exactly pining away for her Aussie hunk. Instead she’s been getting hot and heavy with her music producer, Mike WiLL Made It. Yes that’s a person and not poorly spelled graffiti.
“Miley and Mike vibe off each other,” says my spy. “Everyone knows they’re hooking up.”
Um…okaaaaay. Everything about this confuses me, from his name to his tee shirt to what on Earth these two have in common. But apparently MC isn’t really all that concerned about creating a legitimate romance. My insider says that this is all just a revenge tactic to get Liam’s attention as he slithers back into January Jones’ arms!
Rumor has it that just the other day LH sexted JJ that he wanted to, well, you know, and raced over to her house–yet still lives at Miley’s!
“[He] drives her car and eats her food,” sniped my Us Weekly insider. “She’s rarely home so they never see each other.”
Sounds like Liam has a pretty sweet set up, doesn’t it darlings? Miley when he wants, January when he doesn’t, and all the Hannah Montana memorabilia he could ask for. What should these two do at this point? Keep up their pretend romance? Take a getaway alone to re-connect? Or just make a clean break once and for all?