Last night one of my German minions (I have spies everywhere, trust) spotted Miley Cyrus at the Bambi Awards (which are a thing, apparently) and she looked strangely unfamiliar. Why? Because I couldn’t see 95% of her skin. Check out MC’s vintage Jean Paul Gaultier maxi dress:
While I am thrilled to be seeing less of Miley’s lady parts–for once–I’m not sure I’m sold on the bell sleeves of this gown. True, without them this outfit would be a total snooze, but they give her a strange, Narnia-like look, as though she should be pulling up alongside Mr. Tumnus in a sleigh, don’t you think? But then again, what would our little Miley be without a touch of bizarreness. I also think I would’ve preferred statement earrings to a chunky necklace, as it competes with the velvet collar. And minions, you know how I feel about strappy shoes in cold weather, but given the heaviness of her dress, I don’t mind them–I just wish her Fendi heels fit; toe hangovers are never cute.
I can’t quite make up my mind about this, can you dolls? But if you do indeed hate it, can we agree that a covered-up Miley is a vast improvement to what we’ve become accustomed to seeing?