Spotted: Miley Cyrus singing a cover version of “Landslide” during her Bangerz tour, and while I must give her props for how awesome it sounds (however much it kills me to admit), I can’t help but give her a “Hot Mess” rating for everything else about her performance. Observe, minions:
Moving on to her shirt… In case the people in the last row couldn’t see her face from that far away, at least they can see the massive one on the front of her tee… and the back!
And that hat... did she steal it from an old lady playing the slot machines in Vegas?
But if you cover your eyes and just listen, it’s quite a magical experience, isn’t it, darlings? Do you love MC’s version as much as I do, or is it just as horrible as her fashion choices?