Gold jewelry, gold sandals, gold nail polish… all perfectly acceptable to don (if done right, of course). Gold teeth? No. No. No!
Miley Cyrus, who is apparently really getting into this hip-hop thing, was spotted at the This is Myspace event last night testing my patience with a hideous gold grill. And darlings, that’s not even the beginning….
WTF are those pants? Half baggy mom jeans, half sweatpants? Did you think to yourself, “How can I offend the institution that is the Hollywood red carpet?”
Need I go on? Okay, if you insist… The baggy 80s leather jacket? Lame. The safety pin in your ear? No. The hair? Blech. The fact that you keep doing this pose:
And throwing on a pair of Louboutins won’t make this outfit any better. The fact that they were even a part of this monstrosity is blasphemous.
What do you guys think of Miley’s outfit? Are you cutting her some slack because she’s just being Miley, or is there no excuse for this sartorial behavior?