A week after receiving a new pup from her mom, Miley Cyrus says “thanks, but no thanks” and returns the dog. Tish Cyrus had given the new pup, Moonie, to Miley to help her heal from the loss of her dog, Floyd, earlier this month.
Well, it apparently pets require longer mourning periods than Upper East Side breakups. Tweeting “Moonie, thank you for giving me so much love, comfort & peace. It’s just to (sic) soon for me right now. #MissingMoonie,” Miley returned her new cuddle-buddy on Sunday, April 13.
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) April 13, 2014
Darlings, I think Miley returning Moonie was the best thing to happen to that poor pup. To start with, the face licking-prone songstress must throw canines for a loop at the total saliva-filled role reversal. Second, being Miley’s dog in this age of Insta-selfies is an exhausting prospect. You have to look cute all the time and bark with approval at her constant twerking all the time — even when you just want to nap the entire Bangerz Tour away. Finally, talk about second fiddle. I don’t think there were any #MoonieMondays to speak of.
So let’s not shed too many tears for Moonie, who is probably headed to a more comfortable life where she will surely steal the show.
What do you think, minions? Do you agree that Moonie is headed to greener pastures, or do you think this dog will miss the spotlight? XOXO