Remember, my lambs, when Taylor Swift described her Nashville home decor as “Tim Burton-Alice in Wonderland-pirate ship-Peter Pan”-esque and everyone recoiled in shock because it sounded more like Miley Cyrus’ interior design dream scheme than prim and proper Taylor’s? Well dolls, the good news is: that is not how Miley’s home is decorated, actually. The bad news? It’s worse.
One of Miley’s pals recorded a video of her backyard and while she certainly has some killer views and a rather refreshing looking pool, the rest of it appears to be rather, well, just see for yourself….
Oh I see… Miley hit up the Hollywood Video going-out-business sale. While she probably intended for this to look just sooooo meta and cool (because they’re in Hollywood, ya’ll get it?!), it just seems awkward and not at all inviting.
But I suppose those clearance-rack sofas are cozier than a teepee…
Her yard is also littered with “art…” this random horse:
Ugh. Is this seriously the best she could do in terms of outdoor decor? What about a chic fire pit or St. Tropez-esque loungers? While I as a New Yorker absolutely lust over pools and outdoor spaces, this is one Hollywood haven that I have no interest in.
Is MC’s home just as bizarre as you expected or actually tamer than you feared?