Well I did not see this coming, did you minions? Supermodel Miranda Kerr and star of my fantasies Orlando Bloom are calling it quits after three measly years of marriage. And while I’m trying to be respectful, I’m just delighted that Orli is back on the market!
So far the split seems to be amicable, aka boring, but I’m certain/hoping that things will get a tad bit juicy. Perhaps rumors of an illicit affair? A duplicitous personality? A penchant for something oh-so-dirty in bed?
Honestly though, I’m surprised to see these two split. They both seem so mutually boring that I didn’t think it would ever occur to them to seek companionship elsewhere. What’s your take on this? Another sad ending to a once-fairy tale romance? Or are all Hollywood marriages doomed to fail?