Chris Soules Is The Next Bachelor!

I just love The Bachelor. Gaggles of women with mid-range hair extensions hissing at each other about how they came here for love, not to make friends, when everyone knows that what they need is a psychiatrist who enjoys a challenge–not a fiance. So I’m delighted to announce that Chris Soules is the new Bachelor and he’s so sweet and hunky that I’m sure the marriage-hungry lunatics will be out in droves to compete for his heart!

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What’s the 411 on Chris? Well let’s just say the tee he’s wearing isn’t meant to be ironic. The 32-year-old farmer from Iowa (yes, you read that right) (crush over) was a runner up on Andi Dorfman’s turn as The Bachelorette and was a fan favorite thanks to his wholesome charm. And unlike previous Bachelor Juan Pablo Galavis, he seems to be actually looking for his other half–not sex and fame.

“First and foremost, I want to fall in love and find that person that is truly my soul mate,” he explained. “I’m willing to compromise, but I just have to find that person that I want to compromise for.”

Tell me, would you trade the Upper East Side for this guy?

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