Dating Kylie Jenner sounds like an exercise in total misery. You’d wake up with unflattering ankle boots strewn all over your home, Kool-Aid hair dye everywhere, and when she wasn’t snapping endless sparrow-face selfies, she’d do nothing but jabber on about her secret hatred for Kendall.
Kylie and Miles were spotted at Mastro’s Ocean Club in Malibu, and although they were dining with a group of friends, a witness noticed Kylie rubbing his back.
Meanwhile Miles has declared on Instagram that Kylie is his “#WCW all day every day.” Cute, I suppose. While MR is certainly hunky, there’s something a little too bad boy about the 20-year-old that doesn’t seem appropriate for a 16-year-old to be associating with. I mean, the finger tattoos alone…
Don’t even get me started on a non-Breakfast at Tiffany’s-esque smoking selfie. I don’t care how large his Lionel Richie trust fund is, the whole look is just not cute.
What do you think of this new pairing? A match made in celeb-offspring heaven or does Kylie need to kool it and date boys her own age?