Oh no! Jennifer Lawrence is not having a good day, darlings.
My sources tell me nude photos of America’s humble sweetheart are currently making their rounds on the Internet after hackers stole them from her phone. Poor thing. While I’m not sure yet if those skintastic pics were intended for the Oscar-winning actress’ rumored love interest Chris Martin, I do know this for certain: Peek-a-boob photos on your phone are never a good idea. At least not until Scout Willis succeeds in her mission for topless equality. Take it from me, spies are everywhere!
Now before you cry “The images are fakes!”, J.Law’s spokesperson has already punched back with a statement: “This is a flagrant violation of privacy. The authorities have been contacted and will prosecute anyone who posts the stolen photos of Jennifer Lawrence.”
Jen, my dear, I feel for you and hope the creep is soon found! Hang in there, gorgeous.