Dear Olivia Palermo,
I realize that you just love to accessorize feathers with fringe or mix up your animal prints, and I’m fine with that. As long you add one crucial accessory…
Why OP flounced around NYC with her headlights on is beyond me. Prim and proper Miss P, who won’t even reveal how her closet is organized because it’s “too personal,” bafflingly chose to let all of Manhattan in on Victoria’s little secret. So ladies take a lesson–unless you happen to be blessed with the perkiest parts ever–and those imperious to a chill in the air–learn from ‘Liv’s mistake and keep you ladies supported.
You know you love me…XOXO.