Spotted: the boys of One Direction shuffling lamely away from London hotspot Hertford Street after a snooty French doorman refused to let them in because of their “scruffy” jeans-and-tees attire.
Not even their manager could argue his way in with the cliche “Don’t you know they are?!” line:
“I know who zey are,” sniffed the manager, “and zey are only going in one direction! — zat way!”
Guess he’s a fan of The Wanted, eh darlings? Do you think that fame should trump the dress code? Or does a dapper lad always finish first?