There are still almost two months until my Netflix guilty pleasure Orange is the New Black returns, and I simply cannot wait. While I’d last about 2.5 seconds in any sort of confined space that isn’t a luxury sweat lodge, I can’t get enough of watching the Upper East Side-esque Piper navigate her way through women’s prison.
When a minion messaged me to tell me the Season 2 trailer was up then, I quite literally paused my Vinotherapie facial at Caudalie and watched it immediately.
Darlings, season two looks like it’s going to be even crazier than the first one. (SPOILER ALERT ahead if you’re still somehow behind.) We’ve got Piper (played by Taylor Schilling) in solitary after stabbing Pennsatucky (played by Taryn Manning), Alex (played by Laura Prepon) with an uncertain future on the show, Red (played by Kate Mulgrew) with a new nemesis, Jason Biggs finding employment after American Pie and so.much.Crazy.Eyes!
So tell me, dolls, will you be taking time from your summer in the Hamptons (or whichever high end zip code you find yourself in) to watch Season 2 of Orange is the New Black when it returns on June 6?