For someone with absolutely no skill set or professional experience, it’s a mystery as to how Paris Hilton is not still living off of Daddy’s money at the ripe old age of 33. But, it turns out, there’s a job for everyone. And I hear that the heiress is making a killing this summer as a DJ.
Ready to be shocked, Upper East Siders? The figures are in and it looks like Paris has made $2.7 million in just four days of her two-month DJ tour. That’s $347K per hour if you do the math. A source revealed, “The crowds do seem to enjoy it, but most are too off their faces [intoxicated] to care that she’s simply pressed Play on a Beyoncé megamix.”
The ever-so-humble PH has been retweeting posts about her huge pay day, which seems to confirm this to be true. Ugh.
For those of you scraping up the last days of summer vacation in Ibiza right now, Paris will be DJ-ing at Amnesia tomorrow night–just wanted to let you know so that you could avoid that club at all costs. You know you love me.