I don’t envy a lot of people–why would I when I’m so awesome? Although I can’t help but give an approving head nod and feel a twinge of jealousy when I think about those Middleton sisters. Kate–gorgeous and stylish and really successful at snagging herself the world’s most coveted prince. And Pippa–beautiful and driven and rocking a killer bod.
Surely we can all remember back to the royal wedding as we noshed on scones and tea, gushed about how lucky Kate was, and wondered how well we’d look in Pippa’s skin-tight white dress.
We might not ever get Kate’s secret to snagging Prince William (although I think a lot of it had to do with him not yet meeting me, because if he had, well, we know this would be a completely different story…). But we now know the secret to Pippa’s figure: extreme fitness.
In a new column for Waitrose magazine, Pippa lets her workout routine slip: “Early morning—a tad too early, even for a military-fitness obsessive like me—and I’m in an underground kitchen in London’s Mayfair sitting next to a gregarious Frenchman in shorts.”
There you have it, loves. Military. Fitness. Sounds a little more harsh than what my personal trainer makes me do. Does this inspire you to go out and start training hard? Or is nothing worth that kind of (what I can only imagine) pain?