BRB, popping some champagne…!
Sources have confirmed to People that Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas have split up after dating each other for two years. Apparently, he thought she was much too needy for his independent (and perhaps a little wild) lifestyle. Granted, if I were dating the prince, It’d be hard not to want to spend every moment with him–I mean, we’ve all seen what he does in his free time. It’s enough to make any girl turn into the jealous and clingy type.
But I can’t even express how happy this news makes me, darlings. First, breakups are my favorite! My cold black heart thrives on other people’s sadness (you know you love me…). And second: this means that Harry is on the market again. My career goal of becoming a true princess can still happen now (this blog is just a hobby…).
Tell me loves, did you see this breakup coming or are you just as shocked (and thrilled) as I am?