Rihanna’s New Movie, Battleship, Sinks!

Mayday, mayday, darlings. Critics across the globe are blasting Rihanna’s big screen debut, Battleship, as a disaster to rival the Titanic!

While RiRi herself got decent reviews, costars Taylor Kitsch, Brooklyn Decker and Liam Neeson are sadly going down with the ship in this “noisy, pointless” blockbuster that pits the Navy against…aliens? And while the dialogue is apparently stiff and cringe-worthy, don’t expect much from the action sequences either:

“At one point, it sounded as though all four members of Metallica were being fed through a meat-grinder,” wrote one irate reviewer. “If you don’t suffer from hearing loss when you go in, you may by the time you get out.”

Check out the trailer below and see if you’ll still line up to see Rihanna get nauti!


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