Another day, another disaster from America’s once-favorite reality TV family. I hear that the clan’s forgotten brother, Rob Kardashian, has put on quite a few pounds that his evil mom Kris Jenner is ordering him to get his stomach stapled to lose weight! Apparently she doesn’t want her son embarrassing her at Kim and Kanye’s nuptials this May and has issued him an ultimatum: slim down by the wedding day or else!
That “or else” part is what frightens me, darlings–I believe Kris is capable of unspeakable atrocities, don’t you?
But if you’re giving KJ the benefit of the doubt, thinking that she’s just looking out for her son’s well-being, think again. Kris has just one thing on her mind: money.
“She called him a fat slob and said he’s losing out on business opportunities because no one wants someone as huge as him representing their products,” tattled my source, saying that Kris has threatened to kick him out of the family if he doesn’t slim down.
Now true, everyone wants a picture-perfect fam that can fit into a sample size, but should you get a sib or son who’s a little on the girthy side, surely this isn’t the best tactic to take. Then again, we all know Kris is the queen of tough love…minus the love part.
Do you think that KJ is tres cruel for telling Rob to shape up or ship out? Or would you do the same to your hefty family member?