Douchey Daily Drool: Ryan Lochte

Deliciously Olympian Ryan Lochte celebrated his boozy 28th birthday last night in London and try as I might, I couldn’t find one single snapshot of Ry where he didn’t look like a big muscly ball of fail. From finger guns to whatever this gesture is (please say it’s not the shocker), in each photo the luscious Lochte seemed hellbent on testing my love for him.

Am I the only one trying desperately to maintain a crush on the gold medalist despite his own obvious d-baggery? Or with a body like his, is his fratty personality NBD, darlings?

PS- if he was on Gossip Girl, what would he look like? Check out his GG makeover here!

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