Well at least it’s not with Justin Bieber! Selena Gomez was spotted at the first weekend of Coachella with reality stars Kendall and Kylie Jenner. The Kardashian/Jenner sisters, best known for their supporting roles on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, were both wearing teeny tiny shorts (naturally) and boots. Kendall opted for a crop top, and Kylie slipped on a tank top that looked like it should belong to some guy (if I were to lift my ban on tank tops for men). And get this, dolls: Kylie was wearing a fanny pack. I can’t even.
Apparently the reality sibs also rubbed some of their fashion mistakes off on Selena, who was seen roaming around in a white see-through daisy dress (ugh)…in public.
It’s no secret that I love to hate everything that is the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival. The abundance of combat boots. The cutoff shorts with exposed pockets. The floppy hats. The see-through everything. It’s a place where actual celebrities
slum it hang out with reality “stars,” and make terrible outfit choices whilst doing so. On the plus side, there are always plenty of photos that make their way from the Desert of Bad Decisions to more civilized cities for the rest of us to laugh about it over brunch and save up blackmail points for years to come.
So Selena, Kylie and Kendall: new BFF alert? Or, like that hideous daisy dress, will it be what happens at Coachella, stays at Coachella? Let me know what you think as I try to erase a weekend of fashion missteps from my traumatized mind.