WTF am I even looking at? First, the jorts. I need not impress upon you my loathing for this garment. Secondly, that tacky lace body suit. Just no, Sel. And let’s not forget that bindi on her forehead, when she’s already getting flack for the one she wore at the MTV Movie Awards.
Besides, Gwen Stefani already did this in, like, 1999, darlings–and Ms. Gomez is no Gwen Stefani.