She may be rich and famous and able to communicate with wood nymphs and sacred moon beams, but Shailene Woodley is lacking one thing most of us all enjoy: a home. The Fault In Our Stars beauty, who’s becoming better known for her weird “be sure to sun your vagina and eat clay”-isms than anything else, admitted to Jimmy Kimmel that not only is she homeless, all of her possessions can fit into a carry-on bag. Take a look…
- 1 pair of jeans
- 1 hoodie
- A few tank tops and t-shirts
- A few leggings
- 1 computer
- 1 burn phone given to her by her press team, with the phone number taped to the back
That right there darlings is my idea of hell. She doesn’t even have the basics, like an ionic curling wand, a Diptyque Baies candle, or the La Mer skin care line! Nor does she have all of her supposedly indispensable homemade lotions and potions and natural deodorant made out of sea mud blessed by a Shaman during a full moon?
And how did she end up homeless? Well she does in fact own a lovely manse in LA but gave it to her grandmother and now couch surfs with friends when she’s in town. I bet she smells great.
What do you think of Shai’s minimalist life? Do you think you could get by on a bag full of basics or is your idea of freedom a walk-in closet with all the Loubs you could ever want?