‘I think everything about my lifestyle is fairly alternative. I gather my own spring water from mountains every month. I go to a farm to get my food. I make everything from my own toothpaste to my own body lotions and face oils. I make my own medicines; I don’t get those from doctors. I make my own cheese and forage wild foods and identify wild plants. It’s an entire lifestyle. It’s appealing to my soul.”–Shailene Woodley explains her alternative lifestyle to Flaunt magazine.
My god, darlings, no wonder she doesn’t know how to dress herself! She’s practically a cavewoman! Do you think she’s actually telling the truth or is Shailene just pulling our Louboutin-clad leg?
I used to think that Shai and I might have a few things in common–not anymore. Once I went apple picking in Maine–well, my assistant did; I supervised from the Range Rover and sipped cider–and that’s about as wild as I’m going to get.
Although, I suppose I applaud SW for her off-the-grid style, but the idea of making my own, well, anything is just so strange to me. Why, I won’t even make reservations! That’s what my minions are for. That, and apple picking. You know you love me…XOXO.