Scene & Heard: Shailene Woodley’s “Alternative” Lifestyle

‘I think everything about my lifestyle is fairly alternative. I gather my own spring water from mountains every month. I go to a farm to get my food. I make everything from my own toothpaste to my own body lotions and face oils. I make my own medicines; I don’t get those from doctors. I make my own cheese and forage wild foods and identify wild plants. It’s an entire lifestyle. It’s appealing to my soul.”Shailene Woodley explains her alternative lifestyle to Flaunt magazine.


My god, darlings, no wonder she doesn’t know how to dress herself! She’s practically a cavewoman! Do you think she’s actually telling the truth or is Shailene just pulling our Louboutin-clad leg?

I used to think that Shai and I might have a few things in common–not anymore. Once I went apple picking in Maine–well, my assistant did;  I supervised from the Range Rover and sipped cider–and that’s about as wild as I’m going to get.

Although, I suppose I applaud SW for her off-the-grid style, but the idea of making my own, well, anything is just so strange to me. Why, I won’t even make reservations! That’s what my minions are for. That, and apple picking. You know you love me…XOXO.



  1. Lia Said:

    I think it’s cool, and I respect her enviromentally friendly thinking. Because if we all drive range rovers or ferraris, we soon won’t have an in-tact planet to drive them on. I respect her for it and think she is a great role model, ecspecially since the (#hairforhazel) thingy!

  2. Maja Said:

    I think it’s stupid and immature to live that way. And it’s so richy. Making her own medicine, well, we will find out how long it’ll last, probably first hard flew or headache will show how she needs real medicine. ‘I gather my own spring water from mountains’ hahah jesus what rich people do to make them feel better about themself. I don’t applaud SW for that, it’s childish and richy and selfish she doesn’t help enviroment, but people who work in fabrics my lose their jobs thanks to her choice..

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  4. Kmushbeauty Said:

    I don’t see why bashing someone elses lifestyle choice makes you feel better about yourself? I’m not sure why anyone cares how she lives anyway. It’s her life and no one elses. I say good on her for trying something different whether people like you agree or not.

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