Shakira Has A Big Announcement!

And baby makes four!

My sources tell me that Shakira and her sexy pro soccer player baby daddy Gerard Pique are expecting their second bundle of joy together.

Felicitaciones!

The duo met back in 2010 when Pique appeared in the Colombian songstress’ video for “Waka Waka (This Time for Africa)”, the official anthem of the 2010 FIFA World Cup. Fast forward to January 2013 and the couple welcomed adorable son Milan Piqué Mebarak in Spain.

Shakira's husband and son

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Don’t expect this to be Shak’s last bun-in-the-oven news, though. The 37-year-old judge on The Voice told Latina’s April issue of her plans to compete with Brad and Angie. “If it weren’t because of my music projects  I would be pregnant already. I would love to have eight or nine kids with Gerard—my own fútbol team.”

You’re on your way, S…

XOXO

COMMENTS

  1. Shakira Said:

    I can’t believe this is happening. My second fucking “bundle of joy”? I’ll just have a big smile and act happy. If they know that I fucking dread another worthless responsibility, I will lose all my supporters, and without any supporters, if I get a divorce, I am NOT the victim. This can’t happen. But I know how to play it happy.

  2. Kayla (fan of Shakira) Said:

    OMG, Shakira. How can you not be excited for your second child? It’s – It’s amazing. And my mom would dream to have a real, biological child. I was… Adopted. But anyway, I’m just a stupid fan. It doesn’t matter what I think about you.

  3. Shakira Said:

    How did you find out where I live, you little brat! You know what, I don’t care! I can just pay you to go away. And even if you don’t, no one will believe you. Everyone loves me! Even my haters. They are just jealous they can’t have my beautiful body and fantastic fans. At least I say they are fantastic, even though I couldn’t care less about them. Bit without a beautiful body, they can’t be jealous of me for anything. And if I have 1 more child, I’ll be FAT!

  4. Kayla (fan of Shakira) Said:

    Shakira, I don’t just like you for your looks. I liked you because you inspired me. And you’re music was amazing! And to know that this was the person I looked up to – Well, I just feel stupid. I mean, how can you not want another little bundle of joy? It doesn’t make sense!

  5. Shakira Said:

    *cries* Oh, I’m sorry! I really am. It’s jusf that when I was a child, everyone would make fun of me. The only thing they didn’t tease about me was my figure and my face. I decided all I had going for me was my looks, but I needed fans. Supporters. People who loved me, and like you said, looked up to me. But sometimes, it’s actually more than the looks. And I guess I wasn’t used to that. I’m so sorry!

  6. Kayla (fan of Shakira) Said:

    It’s okay, Shakira. I’m with you. I’ll always be with you. But you have to be nice. You have to be a good person. I have to be able to trust that you will love your little child with all your heart.

  7. Gerard Pique Said:

    *walks in* GET OUT OF HERE, SHAKIRA! THIS IS MY FUCKING HOUSE!

  8. - Said:

    The End

  9. Nuzhat Said:

    ^The fuck just happened up there?

  10. Gkins Said:

    Wtf did I just read

  11. Harley Quinn Said:

    Someone was just released from the looney bin ^^^

  12. R@chl Said:

    Lol, who wrote that even?

  13. dottie van pelt Said:

    at first I couldn’t understand why everyone was so down on her because she said she would like to have 8 or 9 kids I went back and read what else she said I can’t believe she said such a thing I didn’t know her until she came on the voice and I liked her I am really disappointed I pray she finds out what blessings children are

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