The bride wore black. And I was the least bit shocked that Shenae Grimes would pick something so tacky to wed Josh Beech since her sartorial decisions of late have been truly disappointing. Aside from the fact that it was designed by Vera Wang, everything was wrong with the halter ballgown from the color (obviously) to the lace appliqué and multi-layered, crushed and honeycomb tulle skirt (ugh.)
And as if the dress wasn’t bad enough, Shenae decided to forgo the typical wedding march and walked down the aisle to house music. I sense that everything about this ceremony and reception was completely opposite of my idea of a classy event. Good thing I wasn’t able to attend.
What do you think about the black wedding dress? Too goth or too gorgeous? (Oh, who am I kidding, no one is going to say the latter….) I’ll look past this travesty of a wedding and give my congrats to the newlyweds. See? My heart isn’t as black as Shenae’s dress. XOXO