Think JWoww and Snooki are unbearable on TV? Try living next door. I hear that ladies and gents living next door to where the pair have been filming their spin-off hate the Jersey Shore alums more than the state’s oh-so-distinct smell. Apparently, my spies at Us Weekly say that the show’s crew dumped trash all over the place, kept everyone awake and parked illegally. Snooki even tried to make nice by stuffing cookies in one person’s mailbox—but got screamed at instead.
If you awoke to find these trashy girls pulling up in a U-Haul, would you welcome them with open arms (and a bottle of Valtrex) or would you be calling your broker ASAP?