Through the years I’ve learned a lot of things, one of them being how to hold my cocktails and champagne like a sophisticated woman. After all, being an expert gossip girl, I’ve seen many, um, situations that could have been avoided had the person been sober. Although sometimes it’s impossible not to get drunk–especially when you’re surrounded by uninteresting people.
Perhaps that’s what happened with Jessica Simpson this weekend. My spies over at TMZ caught the fashion designer wobbling in her stilettos outside of a Hollywood nightclub last night, and from the looks of it, Jess was having quite the Mommy’s Night Out.
Take a look at the video, darlings, and see what Jess’ driver brought her while she was in the club. If you could have your driver bring you one thing while you were in a state like this, what would it be? Tell me in a comment below! XOXO