I’m all for having an endless summer–why else would I winter in St. Barts?–but Taylor Swift needs to retire her Cape Cod-inspired outfits. Once upon a time, Tay knew how to dress for much-anticipated performances such as last night’s VMAs–glam gowns, high heels and sultry makeup. But this? A striped tee, black–not even navy!–shorts and a…I can’t even say it…ponytail?! Are you performing your new song or nipping out to Target to pick up toilet paper?
Taylor, I know you spent a dreamy summer in Hyannis on Conor Kennedy’s sailboat, but you’re back on land now. Please start dressing like it…XOXO.